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de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 

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aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

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sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

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moon-roses:

i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry

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drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

drunkpeeta:

walk up into the club like what up i got a big cock

you are a 16 year old girl

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and your point is?????

it makes me extremely uncomfortable knowing that 14k people have seen my cock

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oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

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things that say a lot about people:

  • the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
  • how they feel about the weather
  • whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books 
  • fingernails 
  • and hands in general
  • their preferred creative outlet
  • how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
  • whether or not they drink coffee
  • if they ever forget to eat
  • how honest they are with themselves (and others)
  • if they correct your grammar
  • and whether or not they get nervous before haircuts

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do you ever wonder how people even find your blog

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k-lionheart:

alienhedgehog:

songofthestarwhale:

jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

how much can a whale ejaculate????

The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.

thank you

You’re whalecum.

Is that why sea water is so salty?

One part of my appreciates the humor here but

Science me would like you to know that mostly the ocean is salty because of the erosion of rocks and the way salt acts with water okay bye

Bless you. My mind has been saved.

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vangoghismyboyfriend:

my favorite thing about the world is that the cool kids from school always have the worst tumblrs

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"The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space."
Marilyn Monroe (via thatsjustthewayiroll)

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